Angel Campey stirred a massive wasp’s nest on The Joy Ride, and the “pearl-clutchers” are out in full force. We’re talking about those legendary, window-shaking sneezers.
Honestly, at this point, if your sneeze can trigger a car alarm, it should probably be classified as a firearm.
We’re half-expecting the government to require a background check and a 10-day waiting period for anyone with a head cold.
Is it physiology, or are you just auditioning for an action movie? When a sneeze is so loud it makes DARPA take notes on acoustic weaponry, it might be time to admit your “reflex” is actually a public disturbance.
