How many swearwords do you think you use a day? If we’re anything like our American counterparts we’d be averaging about 90 expletives a day. When you’re in places you shouldn’t actually swear but still feel the need to express yourself, you get creative.
We get quite creative when we want to swear but can’t

Phil de Lange
Phil de Lange is the producer of the Ryan O'Connor Breakfast show and has been with Smile 90.4FM since it's inception in 2013. Through his work on the breakfast show he has won two national radio awards. He has been in broadcasting for 15 years and has honed his talent at 6 different radio stations. Outside of radio he is also a podcast producer and award winning stand-up comedian.
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