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Sunday, March 23, 2025

Your (imagined) executive orders for Cape Town

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U.S. President Donald Trump has been in office for 29 days in his second term and has already signed 65 executive orders. He has signed more than any president in U.S. history. So we imagined for second what it would be like if we had the power to enforce certain bans or rules in Cape Town.

Seems like we all have a few things we’d love to see enforced, however trivial they might be:

1. Ryan’s idea – ban slow drivers in the fast lane

 

2. Ricky’s idea – mandatory Speedos for men on our beaches

 

3. Ban drivers who overuse their brakes

 

4. No more marketing cold calls

 

5. Raisins must fall (we take no responsibility for raisin slander from our listeners)

Phil de Lange
Phil de Lange
Phil de Lange is the producer of the Ryan O'Connor Breakfast show and has been with Smile 90.4FM since it's inception in 2013. Through his work on the breakfast show he has won two national radio awards. He has been in broadcasting for 15 years and has honed his talent at 6 different radio stations. Outside of radio he is also a podcast producer and award winning stand-up comedian.

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