Unless you live with your significant other, you’re probably not doing much kissing even post-pandemic. That’s ok. It’s tough out there, masks on or off.
It’s International Kissing Day today, 6 July, and Maurice and Angel delved into the art of lip-locking or the horrors thereof. From just plain bad to the weirdest and the most WTF-inducing ones.
” She grabbed me by the head and…” – Anon
“He started moaning and groaning as if we were in the bedroom…” – Anon
“We didn’t like each other. It was a joke.” – Anon
“What confused me was all the gob around the mouth…” – Anon
Wow! The verdict is in. There’s no such thing as the perfect first kiss and guys are bad at directing. If you want to learn how to kiss, forget the Notebook, Twilight, and any other Hollywood tutorials disguised as movies. Just learn to take direction and improve. No one wants to be still knocking teeth, 5 months in the relationship.
The Smile Drive with Maurice and Angel from 3 pm to 6 pm where we’ll keep boredom out of your day and put more than just a smile on your face.
